Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 385 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/350 points)
Enter the museum
Check out Shoot Trip Die
Check out Shogun Triad Deathninja
Check out Dead Estate
Check out Gimmiko
watch "how to draw spoge bob" on YouTube
Check out Picayune Dreams
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/325 points)
Finish level 1
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 6
Finish the tutorial
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 7
Finish level 8
Finish level 9
Finish the game
Finish a leaderboard run
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/265 points)
Complete puzzle 1
Complete puzzle 10
Complete puzzle 20
Complete level 30
Complete level 40
Complete level 50
Complete level 60
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/375 points)
That's a pretty good kick!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/355 points)
How can anything be good when you are a slave?
complete story on easy difficulty
you are a bad boy Arthur
complete story on normal difficulty
exercise is good for your health
complete story on hard difficulty
complete game on easy difficulty no damage
complete game on normal difficulty no damage
get above 10000 points on arcade mode
complete game on hard difficulty no damage
Medals Earned: 12/16 (65/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01